My name is Elmer and I am an adventurer extraordinaire. I have swum the Nile and punched crocodiles in the face. Backpacked up Everest, twice. I also saved 20 orphans from a burning building on my way to the grocery store. Unfortunately, when I was helping a little old lady cross the street, I stepped into a time warp and found myself in the pokey at Bitter Root Humane Association. They treat me really good in here, but I need to be out saving the world again. Any chance you can spring me and be my side kick? I have a spare pair of tights you can wear.
