Hi, I'm Plover. I ended up here after an ill-fated career as a ninja. You see, I'm great at hiding. Once, I hid so well my humans thought I'd mastered teleportation. They called in a team of scientists to study my 'abilities'. Turns out, hiding behind the fridge doesn't count as teleportation. Who knew? Anyway, the scientists were so embarrassed, they donated me to the shelter. Now, I'm looking for a new home where my hiding skills will be appreciated, not mistaken for supernatural powers. So, adopt me. I promise not to teleport...much.
