Ahoy there, landlubbers! I'm Captain Morgan - a 2-year-old pirate of the high shelves, conqueror of toy mice, and unapologetic king of my own little world.
Let me be real with you: I'm not here for cuddly fairy tales. I'm here for feasts, fun, and freedom. I'm quirky, independent, and love a good nap after a rousing session of toy chasing or watching you fumble with my treat bag. (I know it's in the top drawer. I've always known.)
I can be affectionate-when the stars align and the mood is right. But beware, ye who pet too long. I'm a classic case of "loved you five seconds ago, now I might bite you." It's not personal. I just have boundaries. Strong, spicy, swashbuckling boundaries.
Important Notes from the Captain's Log:
Overstimulation is real, and I will swat if you ignore my signals.
I need an adult-only crew who knows how to read feline body language like a treasure map.
I've gotten along with some cats here at the shelter-mostly the cool, non-pushy types. Male cats? Meh. Not always my vibe.
Dogs? Haven't met one. Not sure I want to.
Kids? Hard pass. The Captain doesn't do toddlers.
But listen-if you're a savvy cat whisperer who respects a strong-willed feline and wants a hilarious, food-motivated companion with a little fire in his belly and a LOT of personality... then yo ho ho, Captain Morgan's your guy.
My adoption fee is $185 and includes my spay/neuter, internal and external parasite treatments, up to date vaccinations and an ID microchip! If you want to learn more about me, please come visit the GTHS and speak with one of the amazing Adoption Counsellors! The GTHS is open for adoptions from 12pm-4:00pm, every single day of the week and they would be thrilled to introduce you to me! I can't wait to meet you and am looking forward to starting my new life with my new family!
Adopt me, and may your days be filled with laughter, love (on my terms), and zero mutinie
Captain Morgan
