Howdy, partner! Name's John Wayne. I'm a goofball with energy to spare. Now, you might wonder how a character like me ended up here. Well, it involves a squirrel, a trampoline, and a neighbor's pool party. Let's just say, squirrels are a lot faster than they look and trampolines are not as stable as they seem. The neighbor wasn't too thrilled about my cannonball entrance, and here I am. But don't worry, I've learned my lesson: squirrels are not to be trusted. So, why should you adopt me? Well, every day with me is an adventure, and who doesn't want a life filled with laughter and unexpected pool parties?
