Meet Virginia (the Dog) - Short Version She barks at the mailman, chases her tail, Rolls in the mud, then wags without fail. She's got no filter, but she's all heart- A furry tornado and a living work of art. She won't wear a collar unless it's pink, Drinks from the toilet, won't stop to think. She's 1.5 years old and full of zoom, But no cats, please-she'll chase them from every room! Chorus: She don't wear makeup, don't brush her hair, But she's got love to take you anywhere. Yeah, if you wanna know joy with no conditions- You gotta meet Virginia... the dog. https://www.animalfriendshs.org/adopt/application-and-fees/