Hi, I'm Andre Van Wrinkles!
I'm a 6-year-old, 52-pound professional Good Boi with a delightfully unbothered outlook on life. Cats? Cool. Fence neighbors? No drama. Chaos? I'll be over here minding my business.
I'm house trained, know how to sit, and handle stairs like a champ. I don't need a fenced yard, but I do enjoy long, luxurious sniffing sessions - so a yard to explore would be pretty awesome.
I like being near my human (quality time is important), but I'm also perfectly content spreading out dramatically on the couch for a solo nap. Balance is key.
Leashes are a work in progress - I prefer to follow my own agenda - but I'm learning. The good news? I'm excellent in the car and ready to be your co-pilot for road trips, snack runs, or emotional support drives.
I'm currently awaiting a minor toe amputation due to cancer (I'm being very brave about it), and I do have some allergies. But don't worry - none of that slows down my passion for toys. I play hard when challenged. I bring enthusiasm. I bring commitment. I bring vibes.
My perfect home? Someone who appreciates a loyal, low-drama companion who can hang, nap, sniff, and ride shotgun with equal excellence.
Basically... I'm a very good boi. And will be ready for my forever couch soon!
