Queenie here, and I regret to inform you that our long-distance relationship isn't working for me.
Don't get me wrong. I've enjoyed our time together. You admire my beauty from afar. We make eye contact. Sometimes you even tell me how pretty I am. But then... you leave. And frankly, I feel this arrangement is no longer acceptable.
You see, I take my job as the shelter's hallway greeter very seriously. When you walk by, I'll escort you from room to room like a proper royal tour guide. I'll sit beside you while you visit, perch on your jacket (purely for safekeeping, of course), and keep a very close eye on things to make sure you don't disappear again.
I'm a wonderfully balanced lady - sweet and friendly when you're around, but independent enough to entertain myself while you're away. In other words, I'd make an excellent companion for someone with a 9-to-5 schedule. I don't mind being left to my own devices, as long as I get the joy of welcoming you home when you return.
But here's the important part: I'd like our relationship to become short-distance. Preferably the kind where I greet you at the door every day, supervise your activities from the nearest comfortable spot, and grow into a much-loved member of your family.
So what do you say? Ready to upgrade from "long-distance admirer" to official member of Queenie's court? Please apply to adopt me today!
