How YOU Doin? I'm Joey, one of the best Friends you are ever going to have. Now, I might be younger than some of my other friends, like Monica or Chandler, but I am sweet and street-wise. See, like my other friend Phoebe, I lived on the streets for a while and saw the best and worst of people as a result, and I have some emotional and physical scars to prove it.
Even though I am younger than one year old, I have lived quite a bit and learned to be quite cautious because the people and other animals that you meet late at night in the city don't always have the best intentions for a small boy like me, so when you come into my room, I might be a bit standoffish at first, but sit down on the floor, and I will come right over to you, especially if you have a wand toy for me to play with.
Now, like that other Joey, people tend to judge me by my good looks, and I won't be modest about it: I am gorgeous, and I know it. Why should I deny it, I mean look at me!? You will also see that far from just being pretty, I have a cool scar thanks to the people who captured me on the street, had me fixed, and released me. See, the person who snipped my ear to show that I was "fixed" went a bit overboard and snipped off more than I would have wanted, but I think it makes me look quite ruggedly handsome. (No one asked me if I thought I was broken and in need of fixing, by the way, but I do feel remarkably better now that I am "fixed.")
So, if you are looking for a great new "will they or won't they" romance, like Ross and Rachel, come on by and meet me, and if you are looking for a new Friend, even when it hasn't been your day, your week, or even your year, I'll be there for you.
