"Hi, I'm Winston and I've been told I'm the best lookin' dog around! I'm a stocky guy with adorable shorter legs that suit me perfectly (and also make it easier for me to dig in and pull you around while walking, lol). I prefer to be with you than on my own so I hope you have plenty of time for us to spend together. I've been told I'm a super smart escape artist who laughs at even tall fences trying to keep me from finding you, so keep that in mind they say and keep me safe. Please ask to meet me, I'm so excited to get the chance to explore life with you! Cheers, Winston."