Meet State Fair
Animal ID 42010739 
Species Cat 
Breed Domestic Shorthair/Mix 
Age 4 months 28 days 
Gender Male 
Size Small 
Color Orange 
Declawed No 
Housetrained Unknown 
Site Melissa’s Menagerie’s Second Chances 
Location Foster Home 
Intake Date 5/24/2019 
My name is State Fair, and I'm here to tell you about the red dot. Have you seen it? It's red and bright and appears without warning. It moves this way and that, darting in and out of my paws, taunting me. "You'll never catch me cat, you hear me? Never!" And I never have. I haunts every inch of my soul, this devilish red dot. So cheeky, so flirtatious, so evil it is, dancing this way and that, always out of reach. I hope you have a red dot at your house. I have a plan to catch it. I really think I've got it all figured out. The trick to catching the red dot is to run around on top of your furniture, knocking all of your things over onto the floor to create obstacles so it can't get away. I will catch it, oh yes, this time the red dot will be caught by me, State Fair, a real giant among men. Adpot me today. You will not regret it, but the red dot will.