Pssssst....it's me Mr. Waffles....
Yes, that's Mr. Waffles to you-he didn't spend a lifetime being this polite just to be called by his first name! With his cool, collected, and patient personality, he carries himself like a pig who knows exactly who he is: a quiet, unbothered icon who doesn't get caught up in the veggie-time dramatics. While the younger pigs wheek, yell, and stir up chaos, Mr. Waffles waits with dignified silence (and maybe a subtle side-eye).
He's not skittish in the slightest. He naps confidently outside his hides, doesn't flinch at loud noises or dogs, and welcomes attention without hesitation. He doesn't mind being picked up and truly enjoys cuddles and face pets. During floor time, he cruises around like he owns the place-because, let's be honest, he probably thinks he does.
Just don't touch his hay setup. That is the only thing that ruffles Mr. Waffles' refined demeanor is someone daring to rearrange his carefully curated hay palace. Do that, and you may get a polite but pointed nip.
Mr. Waffles has always lived alone and hasn't shown much interest in guinea pig company. He may consider a friendship with another calm, older boar, but he'd also be perfectly happy living out his golden years as a solo pig-so long as he has humans to dote on him.
If you're looking for a mellow, affectionate companion with gentlemanly charm and a name that demands respect, Mr. Waffles might just be your perfect match.
