(Read this with the voice of Antonio Banderas) Hello, my name is Roberto. I am the best cat at TXHH, everyone says so... it's why they keep my handsome self in the lobby for all the humans to see and admire. My soulful eyes will make your heart burst from your chest and then I'll make you some of my award-winning biscuits. I make the best biscuits in town, like my Abuelita taught me. I am a chonky boy but can also run like the wind! I may need a quick nap to recover from running like the wind but nevertheless, I run. I like to play with toys, sleep by my favorite people, hang out with approved cat friends, and show dogs I'm the jefe with a few "ba-pa-pows" of my paws. Come visit me. You'll know I like you if I stretch up on your leg then slide myself down, pulling your pants with me.
