The Notorious C.H.I.P.
Her name is synonymous with fluffy terror around these parts. She has her own t-shirt: "Chip Happens."
Chip is our office cat - not because she's good with people, dear reader - DEFINITELY NOT. But because she's *worse* with cats. We would rather she terrorize our unsuspecting visitors in our lobby, than the poor cats in our adoption areas whom we're supposed to safely shelter.
Chip is ill-tempered. Mercurial. Bitey. We do not recommend putting her with small children.
BUT, Chip also drools when she's happy. She likes to cuddle her favorite person. She sits on your keyboard to let you know she wants attention; and likes to share spicy foods with you. She's respectful enough to (almost always) swat you with her claws retracted *before* she's forced to bite you.
She is a legend. And she could be yours. If you dare.
