?? Mr. Homie - The Most Loyal Ride-or-Die You'll Ever Meet (No Offense to Your Group Chat)
Let's get something straight: Mr. Homie is not your average dog. He's not some fair-weather friend who disappears when things get hard. He's not gonna ghost you. He won't leave you on read. He's not gonna "forget to text back." And he certainly won't flirt with your girlfriend behind your back. No-this guy? He's real.
Mr. Homie is the definition of ride-or-die. He's your emotional support homie. Your post-breakup wingman. Your loyal protector. Your therapist, personal trainer, and hype squad all rolled into one four-legged, tail-wagging best friend.
And unlike your semi-flaky friends who cancel plans last-minute or leave you wondering if they actually like you... this Homie? He's in it for life.
He'll have your back at all times. You sad? Homie's there. You going through it? Homie's curled up beside you like, "Say less." You bringing someone new into your life? Homie will definitely give them the side eye, because he's protective of your heart-and probably your snacks too.
Mr. Homie is funny, sweet, a little bit goofy, and extremely loyal. He's one of those dogs who just gets you. And yeah, okay-maybe he'll steal your girl's heart. But honestly? She'll still be around more than your real friends ever are.
Adopt this guy. Be his person. Because Homie? Homie don't play games.
