Dearest Gentle Reader... I am pleased to announce my intention to find my new place of work! While I do enjoy gathering the hot new gossip in the shelter, new adventures await me! I am hopeful for a home where I can be the star in my own one woman show! When I am not engrossed in my column writing, my free time is filled with playing with my favorite toys and lounging about the garden when I've tuckered myself out. Inquire about my search at the front desk! I'll make an impression that will dazzle even the Queen!