There once was a sweet Thneed
With an extremely great need
For a quiet house
As silent as a mouse
Our dearest Thneed
Begs and she pleads
For a home
To call all her own
With no other cats
Who will steal all the pats
With a place where she can sleep
And count all the sheep
Without a single care
Or a sudden scare
All Thneeds are sweet
All Thneeds are neat
Not a speck of litter
On any blanket given to her
Not a sound, not a peep.
Not even a small "meep"
From this chubby sweet
Who also wants a treat
Please give this sad Thneed
The very home (and treats!) she needs
