Hey there, I think I might have just fallen in love at first sight...oh yes, pet me, pet me, pet me. SWAT. Oops, sorry, I should have been polite and asked you to stop petting me, but that's just not in my nature. So you'll need to understand that I expect everything to be done on my terms...and my terms may change like the springtime weather here. Oh, and another thing...I am used to having the house to myself, that means no small humans and definitely no other animals. You think I swat hard when I'm by myself???? Don't push your luck with too many people in my space, little people and other animals---you'll get far more than a swat. I'm what they call an "Underdog", though I prefer the term "Undercat". This means that the people here know I need a special adopter with cat experience, who will be patient and understanding while they learn my body language This means that my adoption fee is up to you!
You may think I'm a bit on the nasty side...I prefer to think I have high standards. Yes I set the bar high but I think I am definitely worth it. If you think you'd like to join my company, I am accepting resumes for the position of servant. Salary is not negotiable, in fact, I expect you to pay me by catering to my every whim and fancy. One more thing, I do not provide training so only humans with Cat Servant experience will be contacted for an interview.
Tempted? Come on by and let me tease you.
