Hello, my name is Robert Munch - not the beloved children's author, but I am a dramatic storyteller in my own right. My life is one big, emotional rollercoaster - and I'd love for you to ride it with me. I'm a German Shepherd puppy with the energy of a toddler who's had too much sugar and the coordination of someone wearing socks on a hardwood floor. I don't know how to walk on a leash, I think potty training is a game (that I am losing), and my current hobbies include chewing your socks and staring directly into your soul while peeing on your rug. I will absolutely need all the basics: training, patience, more training, and someone who's cool with not sleeping for a while. I might cry at night. I might bark at my own reflection. I might steal your sandwich and look you dead in the eye while doing it. But I will also make you laugh, snuggle like it's my job, and love you with the fierce loyalty only a shepherd can deliver. If you're ready to raise a puppy who has no chill, no manners, and no idea how adorable he is, then congratulations - your leading man has arrived. Apply to adopt me today. The next chapter of your life is called "Robert Munch Ruins Everything (But Also Your Heart)."
