Hi, I'm Dr. Seuss - not the rhyming guy, but I do create complete nonsense daily. At just a few months old, I've already mastered the art of chaos. I chase my own tail like it owes me money, bark at invisible ghosts, and proudly present stolen socks like ancient treasure. My life is a full-blown circus, and guess what? You just might be my next act. I'm a German Shepherd puppy, which means I'm cute, smart, full of potential, and currently using none of it. I have no idea how to sit, stay, or come when called, but I do know how to eat paper, pee mid-zoomie, and cry dramatically when you leave the room for five seconds. I require all the basic training: potty, leash, social manners, and probably an exorcism. If you're looking for peace and quiet, I am not your guy. If you're ready for sleepless nights, chewed furniture, and finding teeth marks in places you didn't think possible, then congratulations - you might be just chaotic enough for me. One day, I'll be a majestic, loyal, intelligent adult dog. But today, I am an unhinged little gremlin in a fuzzy shepherd suit. And I need a human who's patient, committed, and maybe just a little bit weird (like me). Apply to adopt me today. I can't promise rhymes, but I can promise a wildly entertaining story you'll never forget.
