Hello hoomans! My name is Biscuit Bandit, and I'm here to confess to a few adorable crimes. I've been caught red-pawed kneading invisible dough on blankets, laps, and even the air. I sneak into cozy corners, I pounce on shadows, and yes-I will absolutely steal your heart (and possibly your snacks). I'm just a little fluffball with a big personality and an even bigger purr. When I'm not chasing my tail like it owes me money, I love curling up in sunbeams and snoozing like the dramatic little loaf I am. I believe every lap is my throne, every cardboard box is a castle, and every crinkly object is a toy sent from the heavens. People say I'm sweet, playful, and ridiculously cute-like, illegal levels of cute. I've got soft fur, wide eyes, and a biscuit-making technique passed down through generations of very serious professional kneaders. I may be small, but my love is huge (and slightly chaotic). If you're looking for a snuggly sidekick with a sense of humor and the energy of a triple espresso, I might be your perfect match. Let's start our forever story.
