Bonjour! I'm Ratatouille - but you can call me Remy if you're fancy.
So, here's the deal: I'm a kitten with a very impressive résumé. I've got experience in fine dining (knocking kibble into my water bowl), culinary innovation (ever tried spaghetti with fur? You're welcome), and I've definitely supervised at least three attempted dinners from the countertop. I consider myself a bit of a kitchen connoisseur - if you drop it, I'll taste it. For science. Outside the kitchen, I'm an adventurer, snuggler, and part-time zoomie expert. I'm curious about everything: your shoelaces, your plants, your mysterious glowing rectangle (you call it a "laptop" - I call it warm naptime). I love to explore, climb, and then curl up on your chest like the adorable loaf I was born to be. I'm sweet as crème brûlée and twice as irresistible. I'm ready to join a home where someone appreciates the finer things in life: good naps, great snacks, and kitten chaos (the charming kind, of course). If you're looking for a little magic in your life - the kind that only comes from a kitten named after a rat who became a chef - then I'm your guy. Adopt me, and let's cook up something amazing together.
