Zero: The Dog, The Myth, The Almost-Spokespup
Hey, I'm Zero. I would like to think i was veeeerrrrryyyy close to becoming the official spokesdog for Coke Zero. Seriously. I had the charm, the energy, the brand synergy. They decided to go with a polar bear instead. Whatever. Their loss. Your gain.
Life started out a little ruff for me. I came in as a stray, scared and unsure of the world. You could say I was feeling a little... below Zero. But with some love, snacks, and time, I've totally transformed. Now I'm a sweet, playful, and endlessly curious guy who's ready to bring full-flavored joy to your life - no sugar added.
I'm great on a leash (seriously, I could win awards), and I've got brains for days. I love to explore, sniff stuff that probably doesn't need sniffing, and then wind down with a solid cuddle session like the emotional support goofball I am. I'm working on being less reactive around other dogs and new things, but with some patience and love, I promise I'll keep getting better.
I'm not cut out for apartment life - I need a yard to unleash my full zoomie potential. And I'd love a human who's cool with a little quirk, a lot of play, and spontaneous snuggle attacks.
So if you're ready to adopt a pup who almost became a corporate icon - but would rather be your icon - I'm right here, wagging my tail and waiting for my big break. Again.
Zero out. Let's make this a forever thing.
Catch my TikTok debut here: I'm kinda a big deal! https://tinyurl.com/yc259yfm
