Hello, darling. I'm Earl Grey-yes, like the tea. Smooth, refined, and best enjoyed in a quiet, cozy setting. I'm a grey rabbit with a taste for the finer things in life: soft hay, sunlit naps, and the occasional dramatic thump when I feel ignored. My ears are always perfectly posed, and my grooming routine? Impeccable. If you enjoy quiet mornings, bookish afternoons, and a roommate who respects your space (unless you're holding snacks), we may just be a match made in hutch-heaven. I may take a little while to warm up, but once I do, I'll gently nudge your hand for attention-and possibly offer you my finest flopped pose. Do you have room in your life for a distinguished bun with a dramatic flair and a heart of gold? Then allow me to hop into your world and steal your heart. Just don't forget the greens. Or the nose rubs. Or... did I mention the greens?
