Personality: Certified Hunk & Full-Time Goofball
Yo, what's up-it's ya boy, Pumba! And lemme just say this real quick, in the words of the great Missy Elliott:
?? "I got a cute face, chubby waist. Thick legs, in shape. Rump shakin', both ways-make you do a double take!" ??
...And YES, it's all natural, baby.
I'm built like a potato with muscles. Short legs. Thicc bod. Absolute unit. But don't let my chunky swagger fool you-I'm sweet as syrup and ready to smother you with love (and maybe a little slobber). I'm a social butterfly who LOVES everybody. People? Love ‘em. Dogs? Let's play. Mailman? Bestie. Random leaf blowing by? Let me investigate immediately.
I do need a lil' help with leash manners-right now I walk like I'm auditioning for Fast & the Furrious. But I'm a good boy who wants to learn, especially if snacks are involved (and trust me-I notice snacks).
I live for belly rubs, goofy playtime, and whatever you're doing. Seriously. Just try to do anything without me following you around like a wiggly meatloaf.
So if you're looking for a hilarious, affectionate, short-legged and thicc-bodied best friend who'll turn heads at the park and then snore on your couch like it's his job-Pumba's your man.
Let's shake that rump both ways-right into a forever home. ????
Love,
Pumba (Certified Short Stack of Love)
